16 June 2008

Uncompelling Mysteries: Solved!

Q: How does the Incredible Hulk keep his pants on?!?
A: Thanks to the good people at Marvel Studios, we now know that Bruce Banner wears outsized pants.

It's worth noting that The Incredible Hulk did satisfy a salient criterion for enjoyable films, in that it is a film in which someone yells, "NOOOO!"

1 comment:

Cari said...

What are you talking about? NBC's Olympic coverage has been spellbinding. I have learned that 1. moms are proud of their kids 2. gymnastics is hard 3. Michael Phelps is a pretty good swimmer. Holy shit! Who knew?