Dear Person Who Threw His/Her Empty Soda Cup Into my Bike Basket While it was Parked on Campus Only 10 Feet Away From the Nearest Trashcan,
Kudos on finding a way to simultaneously spare yourself the hideous effort of having to walk an extra 10 feet and ruin my afternoon. Few bring such creativity to finding subtle ways to make the world a little worse. Congrats! You're an asshole!
Love, Amy
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
6 comments:
Aw. Isn't it nice when somebody goes out of their way to let you know just what an asshole they are? This is a little embarrassing but I have to admit I'm teating up.
Oh crap! I meant TEARING. Crying. Weeping.
And here I was thinking that "teating up" was maybe the new, female equivalent of "sacking up"...
Ah yes, the opposite of vaging out...
oh, and cf. this: http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/001574.html
I COULD'VE HAD PARAGUAY!??! NOoooOOOOoooo!
Post a Comment